Found out what the problem was...

Finally got my Portal to open. 346547689567 days later!!

REGISTRATION HAD TO BE CANCELLED FOR MONDAY, MARCH 9; PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR REVISED DATES:

SPRING 2009 Current and Returning Student Registration Dates

Registration for current and returning students is only through the Portal. Dates apply to all campuses; hours will be 6:00am until 9:00pm unless otherwise noted:

Wednesday, March 4 - Professional Designation, Advanced, BS Degree (or any day below)
Thursday, March 5 - Two Year whose ‘Units for Web Registration’ are at least 71
Friday, March 6 - Two Year whose ‘Units for Web Registration’ are at least 52
Tuesday, March 10 - Two Year whose ‘Units for Web Registration’ are at least 32
(changed from Monday, March 9)
Wednesday, March 11 - Two Year whose ‘Units for Web Registration’ are at least 16
(changed from Tuesday, March 10)
Thursday, March 12 - Open to all, including Two Year whose ‘Units for Web Registration’ are less than 16
(changed from Wednesday, March 11)
Friday, March 13 - Open to all

Technical Difficulties... my @#$. The system is flawed!